The Great Colon Cleanser? Bad Bullet Points
Today I found a horrible bullet point on some sales copy. It read:
- Experience the Great Void
It was for personal growth. Not a colon cleanser, stool softener, or other such bowel related products.
Barfing Penetrating Wit So Sharp It Hurts Your Face
Girls gone mad? Let Marney and Gabby entertain you with engaging humour, delightful eye candy, and unicorn glitter.
From thechive.files.wordpress.com Puglicious. A literal meat loaf.
2000£ To Stare At Sheep And Make Poetry - WHY? »
Apparently England’s Arts Council has a surplus of cash during these hard times. They’ve just awarded 2000£ to a writer who will be using sheep to create poems.
Screw welfare. Now’s the time to become a “struggling” artist.
Anthropic principle on Wikipedia »
I forgot about this guy. An intriguing look at every theory that has ever been created. As the dictionary on my Mac describes it (because the Wiki is more complicated): The cosmological principle that theories of the universe are constrained by the necessity to allow human existence.
Frick Omar is a centaur! A blog dedicated to the hunt for the perfect centaur. For centaurotica enthusiasts.
I want to go to there
Conversations With Moleskine - official complaint lodged with Moleskine
Me: This Christmas, my friends bought me the 12-month - Colour a month planner, which I love very very much.
First off, I no longer go through life haphazardly and seeing as how there is some order to my daily chaos, I feel I am in much better control of my well-being.
Unfortunately, I found a glitch in this planner. I noticed that the last two lines of each page allow for me to plan the temperature and weather. I have tried to plan for the weather, but it doesn't seem to work.
On January 7th, I planned for snow and -10 degrees celcius. Neither happened. Perhaps I was not specific enough in my description of the snow? Or maybe I forgot to put down the correct measurement and notation after "-10".
Again, on January 8th, I planned for it to rain meatballs with a temperature of hot and spicy. Nothing happened.
Can you please advise on the best way to plan for the weather? Perhaps this is a flaw in just my planner? I hope you don't have to do a recall for it.
Thank you for your speedy response.
Vittoria Cleva the customer support agent: Dear Ms Lim
thank you for your email. The purpose is to write down the temperature and weather at the end of the day.
Kindest regards,
vittoria cleva
Me: Hi Vittoria,
So what you're saying is this is more of a retrospective journal. Like a diary.
I feel the word "planner" is somewhat misleading then.
Well, when Moleskine does manage to create a real planner, one that plans for the weather, please let me know.
Good day,
Gabrielle
It’s official. Pedobear has stepped up and has now joined the ranks of the 2010 Winter Olympics mascots in order to lure more children into his lair.
I wish.....
i had pretty hands like prashant
le sigh
he could be anywhere
I like them young and dumb”
— Prashant
PRashant is mean!
He’s mean because he’s jealous of my typing skills.
And i’m not deleting this post because it’s true.
this is hard hitting journalism.
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
I know it looks intense and it really was. I have no idea how these cats got into my apartment but Marney and I had a crazy cat fight.
PETA has sent me an angry letter already.