February 2012
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December 2011
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dinhtheresa:
When a girl says “suck my dick.” I find it annoying and rude. You don’t even have a dick to start off with. You’re a girl, where are your manners? You don’t exactly have to talk and act like a lady, but at least have some respect for yourself and others.
Agreed. You should say “Lick my cunt.”
ImpulseFlyer: Paul Bowles - Some Quintessential... →
impulseflyer:
Travel writing can suck. Sometimes. But sometimes it can blow your mind, get you out of bed, and suddenly you’re studying a foreign language, learning to cook a new cuisine, or if you’ve been reading Paul Bowles, then there’s a good chance you’re wearing a Moroccan djellaba.
Personally, I love…
November 2011
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October 2011
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collegehumor:
Cat vs Hair Dryer
Loser has to take a bath with their owner’s no-goodnik husband.
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9 Things I Find Meditative
Yoga. That’s a given.
Doing the dishes.
Hanging my clothes to dry.
Painting my nails.
Waiting for the water to boil.
Unpacking the groceries.
Wrapping gifts.
Walking to the bus stop.
Smelling cooked brocoli.
Bonus: Breathing into the fur of my cats’ bellies.
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alwaysscomingbackhometoyou:
“I was born deaf and 8 weeks ago I received a hearing implant. This is the video of them turning it on and me hearing myself for the first time :) Edit: For those of you who have asked the implant I received was Esteem offered by Envoy Medical”
sloanchurman
September 2011
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Turning my friends into creepy dead dolls.
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Turned my sister into a demon! MWUAHAHAHAHA.
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August 2011
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July 2011
17 posts
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5 Most Dangerous Countries for Women →
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My Ryan Gosling/Sandwich Killer Dream
A couple nights ago I had a remarkably vivid dream. Here are the details.
Characters:
Ryan Gosling
Sandwich with a face
Humpback whales
A nervous man who will get me killed
Plot:
I’m on a pretty big cruise ship. Kinda like the Titanic but much less folk dancing and aristocratic douchebaggery. There aren’t many people there but there are a shit load of humpback whales swimming...