July 2010
3 posts
The offspring and the progenitor converse
Joe: any ways if should start my day, stay cool, enjoy ttyl....................joe
Marne¥ says: live long and prosper
Joe: beam me up
Joe: would be cool eh
Marne¥: in a perfect world
Joe: You Klingons never do anything small, do you
Marne¥: nope
Joe: You do remember how to fire phasers
Marne¥: no, not at all
Joe: i am putting mine on stun gotta go "where no man has gone before "
Joe: montana?
Marne¥ says: yes, no one in their right mind would go there
Joe: quanttock?
Marne¥: but your already there
Joe: must of put more than my phaser on stun
Marne¥: i put my looks on stun
Joe: you get it from your dad
June 2010
2 posts
WatchOMFG - FINALLY something better than Ke$ha (for serial on this one)
May 2010
12 posts
Will YOU remember your roots when you become...
Gabrielle £im: marney, when we become famous, do you think we'll still remember our roots?
Marne¥: no
Marne¥: im going to pretend im from malawi
Gabrielle £im: Can I say I used to deal crack on the streets of detroit?
Gabrielle £im: Also, can I say I'm black too?
Marne¥: yes, i dont see anything wrong with that
Gabrielle £im: I feel like people might point fingers and even accuse me of being Chinese.
Gabrielle £im: I saw what happened to MJ
Marne¥: nah, that will only happen if you touch little boys
Gabrielle £im: But I do...
Marne¥: oh
Gabrielle £im: THEY LIKE IT OKAY!
Marne¥: i mean if they want it
Gabrielle £im: After you sent me those Korean boy band post-it notes, I can't stop thinking about little boys.
“Deeper than the gutter Ke$ha woke up this morning.”
– The Nerdlings ( aka Marne¥ and Gabrie¬¬e)
Marney & Gabby on turning the Nerdlings into a...
Marney: dude i think this can take off
Gabrielle Lim: i think this may become my full time job
Marney: i could TOTALLY live with that
Gabrielle Lim: super sexcited!
Marney: sexcellent
Marney: it could be like personal development in the form of allegories but bathed in irony
Marney: or it could just be absolutely pointless rambles
Gabrielle Lim: wrapped in a shroud of transcendental humor?
Gabrielle Lim: stuck inside the enigma of our faces?
Marney: i dont like the word shroud
Gabrielle Lim: is it worst than moist?
Marney: i think my face is quite straightforward
Gabrielle Lim: you can read my face like a pamphlet.
Marney: ahaha i dont know why my mind makes this association, but when i think of shroud, i think of foreskin
Gabrielle Lim: flesh jacket.
11 things that make Gabby look more normal than... →
WatchA Gathering Storm!
JUICEOnline.com » Chilly Gonzales: Pianist Envy →
Yet another fabulous music review by the Marney. Even if you don’t care for music, her reviews are as entertaining as watching two naked mole rats do the tango. Which is very, very entertaining.
March 2010
10 posts
“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the...”
– Kanye West - The original breaded Genius
“I’m so smart now. Everyone is always like, ‘Take your top...”
– Paris Hilton - on joining MENSA
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
– Britney Spears (reason I love Britney #345)
collective "awwwwww" →
Another Word For Success
Marney: whats another word for success
Gabrielle Lim: paris hilton. oh sorry, that's 2
Marney: haha
Ke$ha?
Gabrielle Lim: my face
Marney: So what do you think of this headline
Part 1 - Align Your Desire, Belief and Expectancy for Maximum Gabby's Face
Gabrielle Lim: ohmygod.. i think i just creamed myself
February 2010
43 posts
FINALLY Another Use For My Beloved Be-Dazzler... →
Gansta rap + piano backing = 1 mindblowing mix →
Do You Worry That Your Partner Loves Bacon More... →
Which Of These 7 Deadly Sins Is The Worst?
Do you do these things?? If yes, go hurt yourself.
1. People who talk in 3rd person when they refer to themselves.
2. People who quote themselves.
3. People who say “I used to like [insert band name, product, tv show, etc.] before they were mainstream.”
4. People who use “air quotes” inappropriately
5. People who ask themselves questions and then immediately answer them
6. People...
I think I just creamed myself..... →
“Is it weird that my most profound statements always start with ‘So I was...”
– Marney
“It’s the first time in 50 years that people look like they’ve had...”
– Kelly Cutrone - on Michelle Obama’s hotness
Because its theres something capitvating about... →
How Ke$ha Led To Underboob Lovin'
Marney: is it weird that i really want to listen to kesha right now?
Gabrielle Lim: no! i secretly like her song. oh gawd!
Marney: i think theres something about that song that fires off the right neurons in your brain yknow
Gabrielle Lim: it makes me want to wear cowboy boots and wake up with my make up on. oh wait, i already half do that.
Marney: and expose my midriff
Gabrielle Lim: i plan on doing that soon
Marney: i feel another matching outfit coming on
Gabrielle Lim: YES. i also bought high waisted black shorts. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH
Marney: how will those do anything but COVER your midrift
Gabrielle Lim: my cropped top will be uber cropped
Marney: underboob
Gabrielle Lim: love underboob. it's such a treat when you see some.
Marney: rivaled only by side boob
Gabrielle Lim: true. i'm tumbling this. i found a gallery of underboobs
Marney: YES
Gabrielle Lim: kesha is my guilty pleasure. kinda like my new found under boob obsession.
Marney: dude im all about the side boob. its a bit classier yknow but still naughty
Gabrielle Lim: i want to post our conversation to tumblr.
How To Make Nietzsche's Angel Food Cake →
If you’re looking for something fun and existentially delicious for this Chinese New Year, may we suggest Nietzsche’s Angel Food Cake?
Your guests will leave feeling dejected but surprisingly full. Post-digestion, a feeling of liberation may occur. But probably not.