February 2010
43 posts
FINALLY Another Use For My Beloved Be-Dazzler... →
Gansta rap + piano backing = 1 mindblowing mix →
Do You Worry That Your Partner Loves Bacon More... →
Which Of These 7 Deadly Sins Is The Worst?
Do you do these things?? If yes, go hurt yourself.
1. People who talk in 3rd person when they refer to themselves.
2. People who quote themselves.
3. People who say “I used to like [insert band name, product, tv show, etc.] before they were mainstream.”
4. People who use “air quotes” inappropriately
5. People who ask themselves questions and then immediately answer them
6. People...
I think I just creamed myself..... →
“Is it weird that my most profound statements always start with ‘So I was...”
– Marney
“It’s the first time in 50 years that people look like they’ve had...”
– Kelly Cutrone - on Michelle Obama’s hotness
Because its theres something capitvating about... →
How Ke$ha Led To Underboob Lovin'
Marney: is it weird that i really want to listen to kesha right now?
Gabrielle Lim: no! i secretly like her song. oh gawd!
Marney: i think theres something about that song that fires off the right neurons in your brain yknow
Gabrielle Lim: it makes me want to wear cowboy boots and wake up with my make up on. oh wait, i already half do that.
Marney: and expose my midriff
Gabrielle Lim: i plan on doing that soon
Marney: i feel another matching outfit coming on
Gabrielle Lim: YES. i also bought high waisted black shorts. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH
Marney: how will those do anything but COVER your midrift
Gabrielle Lim: my cropped top will be uber cropped
Marney: underboob
Gabrielle Lim: love underboob. it's such a treat when you see some.
Marney: rivaled only by side boob
Gabrielle Lim: true. i'm tumbling this. i found a gallery of underboobs
Marney: YES
Gabrielle Lim: kesha is my guilty pleasure. kinda like my new found under boob obsession.
Marney: dude im all about the side boob. its a bit classier yknow but still naughty
Gabrielle Lim: i want to post our conversation to tumblr.
How To Make Nietzsche's Angel Food Cake →
If you’re looking for something fun and existentially delicious for this Chinese New Year, may we suggest Nietzsche’s Angel Food Cake?
Your guests will leave feeling dejected but surprisingly full. Post-digestion, a feeling of liberation may occur. But probably not.
Can this Onion Ring get more fans than Stephen... →
Currently there are 161,487 fans of the onion ring. Stephen Harper has 30,622. So yes, this onion ring is more popular than Canada’s prime minister.
Power to the onion ring!
“What New Age quackery doesn’t quantum physics validate?”
– Skeptic’s Dictionary Newsletter 58
Iran or Star Wars?. →
This is harder than you think. Just try to guess where these terms are from! I dare ya!
BBC News - Heavy hedgehogs join 'fat club' →
Poor lil’ guys. So fat they can’t even roll into a ball to protect themselves. But it’s okay because the SPCA has put them on fancy diets.
The Great Colon Cleanser? Bad Bullet Points
Today I found a horrible bullet point on some sales copy. It read:
Experience the Great Void
It was for personal growth. Not a colon cleanser, stool softener, or other such bowel related products.
2000£ To Stare At Sheep And Make Poetry - WHY? →
Apparently England’s Arts Council has a surplus of cash during these hard times. They’ve just awarded 2000£ to a writer who will be using sheep to create poems.
Screw welfare. Now’s the time to become a “struggling” artist.
Anthropic principle on Wikipedia →
I forgot about this guy. An intriguing look at every theory that has ever been created. As the dictionary on my Mac describes it (because the Wiki is more complicated): The cosmological principle that theories of the universe are constrained by the necessity to allow human existence.
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Conversations With Moleskine - official complaint...
Me: This Christmas, my friends bought me the 12-month - Colour a month planner, which I love very very much.
First off, I no longer go through life haphazardly and seeing as how there is some order to my daily chaos, I feel I am in much better control of my well-being.
Unfortunately, I found a glitch in this planner. I noticed that the last two lines of each page allow for me to plan the temperature and weather. I have tried to plan for the weather, but it doesn't seem to work.
On January 7th, I planned for snow and -10 degrees celcius. Neither happened. Perhaps I was not specific enough in my description of the snow? Or maybe I forgot to put down the correct measurement and notation after "-10".
Again, on January 8th, I planned for it to rain meatballs with a temperature of hot and spicy. Nothing happened.
Can you please advise on the best way to plan for the weather? Perhaps this is a flaw in just my planner? I hope you don't have to do a recall for it.
Thank you for your speedy response.
Vittoria Cleva the customer support agent: Dear Ms Lim
thank you for your email. The purpose is to write down the temperature and weather at the end of the day.
Kindest regards,
vittoria cleva
Me: Hi Vittoria,
So what you're saying is this is more of a retrospective journal. Like a diary.
I feel the word "planner" is somewhat misleading then.
Well, when Moleskine does manage to create a real planner, one that plans for the weather, please let me know.
Good day,
Gabrielle
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I wish.....
i had pretty hands like prashant
le sigh
“I like them young and dumb”
– Prashant
PRashant is mean!
He’s mean because he’s jealous of my typing skills.
And i’m not deleting this post because it’s true.
this is hard hitting journalism.
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