The Nerdlings

Jul 21

OM NOM NOM NOM!

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Joe: any ways if should start my day, stay cool, enjoy ttyl....................joe
Marne¥ says: live long and prosper
Joe: beam me up
Joe: would be cool eh
Marne¥: in a perfect world
Joe: You Klingons never do anything small, do you
Marne¥: nope
Joe: You do remember how to fire phasers
Marne¥: no, not at all
Joe: i am putting mine on stun gotta go "where no man has gone before "
Joe: montana?
Marne¥ says: yes, no one in their right mind would go there
Joe: quanttock?
Marne¥: but your already there
Joe: must of put more than my phaser on stun
Marne¥: i put my looks on stun
Joe: you get it from your dad

Does the modeling agency need any Chinese girls with bad eyesight and black hair? I’m a rarity in some cities, surely.

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Marney falls in the blue circle, whilst gabby falls in the middle.

ohhh thanks venn diagram, THATS what ive been doing wrong….

because you probably did

Feast your eyes on this!

P.S. Anyone know where this magnificent photo is from? I want to give credit to whoever birthed this beauty.

Jesus: He watches you in the bathroom.

FLUFFS 4EVA.

(via peepingtomfoolery)

Gabrielle £im: marney, when we become famous, do you think we'll still remember our roots?
Marne¥: no
Marne¥: im going to pretend im from malawi
Gabrielle £im: Can I say I used to deal crack on the streets of detroit?
Gabrielle £im: Also, can I say I'm black too?
Marne¥: yes, i dont see anything wrong with that
Gabrielle £im: I feel like people might point fingers and even accuse me of being Chinese.
Gabrielle £im: I saw what happened to MJ
Marne¥: nah, that will only happen if you touch little boys
Gabrielle £im: But I do...
Marne¥: oh
Gabrielle £im: THEY LIKE IT OKAY!
Marne¥: i mean if they want it
Gabrielle £im: After you sent me those Korean boy band post-it notes, I can't stop thinking about little boys.

“Deeper than the gutter Ke$ha woke up this morning.” — The Nerdlings ( aka Marne¥ and Gabrie¬¬e)

Marney: dude i think this can take off
Gabrielle Lim: i think this may become my full time job
Marney: i could TOTALLY live with that
Gabrielle Lim: super sexcited!
Marney: sexcellent
Marney: it could be like personal development in the form of allegories but bathed in irony
Marney: or it could just be absolutely pointless rambles
Gabrielle Lim: wrapped in a shroud of transcendental humor?
Gabrielle Lim: stuck inside the enigma of our faces?
Marney: i dont like the word shroud
Gabrielle Lim: is it worst than moist?
Marney: i think my face is quite straightforward
Gabrielle Lim: you can read my face like a pamphlet.
Marney: ahaha i dont know why my mind makes this association, but when i think of shroud, i think of foreskin
Gabrielle Lim: flesh jacket.