The Nerdlings

OM NOM NOM NOM!

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 18:36:03 +0800

OM NOM NOM NOM!

It’s okay to be a single lady. Men and little boys, that...

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 11:33:08 +0800

It’s okay to be a single lady. Men and little boys, that includes you.

The offspring and the progenitor converse

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 23:12:01 +0800

Joe:any ways if should start my day, stay cool, enjoy ttyl....................joe
Marne¥ says: live long and prosper
Joe: beam me up
Joe: would be cool eh
Marne¥: in a perfect world
Joe: You Klingons never do anything small, do you
Marne¥: nope
Joe: You do remember how to fire phasers
Marne¥: no, not at all
Joe: i am putting mine on stun gotta go "where no man has gone before "
Joe: montana?
Marne¥ says: yes, no one in their right mind would go there
Joe: quanttock?
Marne¥: but your already there
Joe: must of put more than my phaser on stun
Marne¥: i put my looks on stun
Joe: you get it from your dad

via icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com Does the modeling...

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:48:24 +0800

via icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

Does the modeling agency need any Chinese girls with bad eyesight and black hair? I’m a rarity in some cities, surely.

OMFG - FINALLY something better than Ke$ha (for serial on this...

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:17:33 +0800

OMFG - FINALLY something better than Ke$ha (for serial on this one)

Marney falls in the blue circle, whilst gabby falls in the...

Thu, 27 May 2010 20:05:17 +0800

Marney falls in the blue circle, whilst gabby falls in the middle.

ohhh thanks venn diagram, THATS what ive been doing...

Thu, 27 May 2010 20:03:46 +0800

ohhh thanks venn diagram, THATS what ive been doing wrong….

because you probably did

Thu, 27 May 2010 19:58:06 +0800

because you probably did

Feast your eyes on this! P.S. Anyone know where this...

Mon, 24 May 2010 11:01:34 +0800

Feast your eyes on this!

P.S. Anyone know where this magnificent photo is from? I want to give credit to whoever birthed this beauty.

Jesus: He watches you in the bathroom.

Sat, 22 May 2010 19:35:23 +0800

Jesus: He watches you in the bathroom.

seriousbiz: FLUFFS 4EVA. (via peepingtomfoolery) (via...

Thu, 20 May 2010 21:02:37 +0800

seriousbiz:

FLUFFS 4EVA.

(via peepingtomfoolery)

(via bobhadbitchtits)

Will YOU remember your roots when you become famous?

Wed, 19 May 2010 11:10:55 +0800

Gabrielle £im: marney, when we become famous, do you think we'll still remember our roots?
Marne¥: no
Marne¥: im going to pretend im from malawi
Gabrielle £im: Can I say I used to deal crack on the streets of detroit?
Gabrielle £im: Also, can I say I'm black too?
Marne¥: yes, i dont see anything wrong with that
Gabrielle £im: I feel like people might point fingers and even accuse me of being Chinese.
Gabrielle £im: I saw what happened to MJ
Marne¥: nah, that will only happen if you touch little boys
Gabrielle £im: But I do...
Marne¥: oh
Gabrielle £im: THEY LIKE IT OKAY!
Marne¥: i mean if they want it
Gabrielle £im: After you sent me those Korean boy band post-it notes, I can't stop thinking about little boys.

"Deeper than the gutter Ke$ha woke up this morning."

Tue, 18 May 2010 20:25:08 +0800

“Deeper than the gutter Ke$ha woke up this morning.”

- The Nerdlings ( aka Marne¥ and Gabrie¬¬e)

Marney & Gabby on turning the Nerdlings into a full-time career

Tue, 18 May 2010 10:38:33 +0800

Marney: dude i think this can take off
Gabrielle Lim: i think this may become my full time job
Marney: i could TOTALLY live with that
Gabrielle Lim: super sexcited!
Marney: sexcellent
Marney: it could be like personal development in the form of allegories but bathed in irony
Marney: or it could just be absolutely pointless rambles
Gabrielle Lim: wrapped in a shroud of transcendental humor?
Gabrielle Lim: stuck inside the enigma of our faces?
Marney: i dont like the word shroud
Gabrielle Lim: is it worst than moist?
Marney: i think my face is quite straightforward
Gabrielle Lim: you can read my face like a pamphlet.
Marney: ahaha i dont know why my mind makes this association, but when i think of shroud, i think of foreskin
Gabrielle Lim: flesh jacket.

11 things that make Gabby look more normal than her doppelganger

Fri, 14 May 2010 18:35:00 +0800

11 things that make Gabby look more normal than her doppelganger

A Gathering Storm!

Mon, 10 May 2010 19:12:29 +0800

A Gathering Storm!

JUICEOnline.com » Chilly Gonzales: Pianist Envy

Thu, 06 May 2010 10:52:25 +0800

JUICEOnline.com » Chilly Gonzales: Pianist Envy:

Yet another fabulous music review by the Marney. Even if you don’t care for music, her reviews are as entertaining as watching two naked mole rats do the tango. Which is very, very entertaining.

"I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this..."

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:57:58 +0800

““I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I will be the loudest voice.””

- Kanye West - The original breaded Genius

"I’m so smart now. Everyone is always like, ‘Take your top off.’ Sorry, no! They..."

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:56:26 +0800

““I’m so smart now. Everyone is always like, ‘Take your top off.’ Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.””

- Paris Hilton - on joining MENSA

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:54:55 +0800

““I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.””

- Britney Spears (reason I love Britney #345)